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stormdraconaIf you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. <
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. <<fav LMAO
Duct tape is like 'the force'. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. <<fav LMAO
Duct tape is like 'the force'. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Date: 2005-10-16 05:52 pm (UTC)Amen. lol
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Date: 2005-10-16 05:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-16 11:06 pm (UTC)Lol! jedi apprentice:accidently flips the tape to the dark side:: ha i use the lgiht side of the- Master:flips it around for him/her:: label it! how many times have i told you to label it?
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Date: 2005-10-16 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-17 03:05 am (UTC)Hehehee. ;D
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Date: 2005-10-17 10:35 am (UTC)