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stormdracona) wrote2005-10-16 04:55 pm
stormdracona) wrote2005-10-16 04:55 pm
Humerous jokes of the day.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. <
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. <<fav LMAO
Duct tape is like 'the force'. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. <<fav LMAO
Duct tape is like 'the force'. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Amen. lol
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