Humerous jokes of the day.

[stormdracona]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. <

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people. <<fav LMAO

Duct tape is like 'the force'. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

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